Wow, it’s been way too long since I last posted here. I started working on this one right after the previous post, but I guess I got side-tracked. Things have been pretty hectic, but in a good way. I’ve been spending my weekdays working for a total psychopath (I would say that to describe him as being a retarded 4-year old with ADHD and Tourette’s would be not only an understatement, but an insult to 4-year olds with Down Syndrome. So, to them, I apologize) in a warehouse, sorting CDs and DVDs all day long. Then, I come home and mostly just pass out. Or go to shows and bars and host my radio show (alternate Wednesday nights from 8-10pm on 90.1 FM WUSB — you can even listen online!) and not sleep enough. Somewhere in there, I’m working on my book, too. But enough with the petty excuses already! On with the show…
I just figure that I wasn’t serious enough (either as a Jew or a jewman being) for this young lady. Which is too bad. I still don’t know why I don’t have better luck with sarcastic, tiny women. I mean, you would think that I’m giant enough for them. But no, they always seem to want guys that they can blow without kneeling. As someone who is intimidated by tall women, I don’t get it. Why can’t we just do a “Weird Science” and make a clone of Alyson Hannigan fall in love with me already? Even if the clone has a wonky eye, I’ll be okay with it. Or maybe I just need to actually be funny. It seems my attempts at wit fall flat, so maybe I should just do stupid funny. I’m guessing that after a few months of letters like this one, she decided to close up shop, bite the bullet and pay for J-Date.do you know people who mock you for liking Python? Sent to lotus2177 Feb 11, 2010 – 12:51am Sorry, lotus2177 no longer has an account.
because if so, they are not worth talking to. There was a two year period where I pretty much didn’t think it was funny unless it had a british accent.
I got my picture taken with Terry Jones this summer. I was actually tongue-tied. Doesn’t happen very often.
so how seriously jewish are you? I am not very religious, but I have strong beliefs, and identify strongly as jewish, culturally and stuff. But I love bacon and shellfish.
oh and hello! I didn’t say that at first. I’m Jake and I have a penchant for short jewish redheads who like Britcoms, trivia and sarcasm.