What’s got two thumbs and types with his feet planted firmly in mouth? This guy (pointing to self)! This may just be my most self-explanatory letter in terms of not getting a response. I mean, you’d have to be reaching deep down into your fish barrel to want to reply to this asshole. Sadly, this asshole is me. At least this letter had personality, albeit a little bit off…
math and being blonde
Sent to EffingEh
Jan. 14, 2009 – 1:24am
% Enemy % Friend % Match
aren’t those contradictions?
says the guy who is only good at english and being a brunette.
oh like you haven’t heard that before.
boxed wine is the only wine i’ve ever gotten drunk on.*
*note: this statement is patently untrue if you count Manischewitz Concord Grape as wine. I once brought a bottle to a party (hey, it was $8 and I’m a cheap Jew) and proceeded to drink pretty much the entire thing myself. I became something of a folk hero at that party…until I couldn’t stop puking Manschewitz Concord Grape all over the lawn…