I signed up on the OkCupid.com dating website in March of 2008 to try and meet some women after moving to Brooklyn the previous November. Unlike one of my best friends, I have not turned any of the resultant encounters into sex. I rarely get past the first date. I’m pretty sure it’s not my fault. This blog is just for the letters that never even got a response.

I am now taking submissions for your letters at okcupidletters@yahoo.com