Dear readers, I hope you are doing well this night. I’m in the middle of another big shakeup in my life, but not one of my own choosing (for the most part). The good news about all of this forced upheaval, is that I will be able to quit my awful job that has been killing me physically and crushing my soul, and transition into a new job with more flexible hours and a corporate structure to ensure that I don’t get treated like a piece of charnel by a lunatic without any sense. Hopefully, I can manage to nail the bastard for breach of contract once I leave. Granted, it means holing up at my parents’ house once more, but this time to save money and be ready for the next big move without teetering on the edge of a broken wallet.
But enough about that malarkey. The best news about having a more flexible job means that I should have more time to finish my book. I know I’ve been talking about this book forever (believe me, I feel like I’ve been writing it forever – 9 1/2 years to date), but I’ve finally started editing it for real. Which means it should only take me another 5 years to complete. I’m also looking forward to being able to afford to eat sushi again.
This week’s post is yet another twist on the formula. This time, I’m the asshole. I didn’t reply to this letter. I can’t tell you why because this profile no longer exists, but it’s probably because I didn’t find her attractive. Or didn’t understand why she has “taco” in her screen name, as do about a thousand other women on this site. I still don’t get it. Kind of like the mexican place in Austin called Wahoo’s Fish Tacos, since, well, “wahoo” and “fish taco” are synonyms.
I will say that I enjoyed Lisa’s one-liner about my head, which refers to the photo below, which was captioned with something along the lines of “My friend Josh took this photo and the angle makes me resemble one of those giant head Easter Island statues.”
But like I’ve said before, I’m probably just a horrible person, so I didn’t write this girl back because I probably found her unattractive. Feel free to comment on this post and tell me how I deserve all the horrible things that have happened to me because karma isn’t just the name of your favorite stripper.Hi Message from Agnusmycat_taco Apr 25, 2008 – 5:28pm
Don’t worry, your head only vaguely looks like an Eastern Island statue. Lisa