Damn, so this is another one I wish I had posted sooner. As a result of my delays, I don’t have a photo to show you of a girl with a giant coffee mug obscuring her face (well, here’s one that’s not the girl I wrote to). Just one of me with a giant coffee mug obscuring my face… Anyhow, if you don’t know by now, I am posting EVERY email I sent that garnered no response, usually in chronological order. Since I put the time stamp in every letter I post, you can do all sorts of quantitative studies about the peaks and valleys of when I am most prolific (here’s a hint: it usually is after 11pm and involves drinking). Hell, you can make pie charts and Venn Diagrams* if you wish! Or weird charts I don’t know the names of, like this one.
This one exhibits a short and sweet approach, and I can’t imagine why I never heard back. Also, please note that the 0% match percentages have been replaced by “Sorry, x no longer has an account.” So from now on, so will my posts. Oh and happy PI day!
hi, i saw your default photo and…
Sent to flightofthe
Oct 12, 2009 – 4:33pm
(Sorry, flightofthe no longer has an account.)
it reminded me of the 2nd photo on my profile.
I thought our photos should get to know each other, since they clearly like faces being obscured by big ass coffee mugs.
Hope you’re having a good day and drinking from a giant mug (I was drinking from a regular sized Ministry of Silly Walks mug today)!
OK Cupid Letters That Never Got Responses 