lenny bruce is not afraid

All I recall is that her profile mentioned some line from “It’s the End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)” – but I can’t remember what.  I can’t believe I forgot to close parentheses in the first full sentence of this letter, so I guess I can’t blame her for not replying, though by not replying, she infers that she did not giggle at the least from this letter, which, if just to toot my own horn (which I don’t do as I write these letters, you perverts), was a pretty awesomely bad letter.

What’s surprising is that I mention a sandstorm in the first paragraph, but don’t mention Jawas, even though I mention all the Star Wars references I usually make in the second paragraph without actually making a Star Wars reference.

lenny bruce is not afraid
Sent to Laurita96
20% Enemy 76% Friend 78% Match
Nov. 7, 2008 – 2:25am

Hi there!

I’m Jon (sometimes J) and I love to make puns which range from incredible to groan-inducing, and i’m pretty sure that when I try to wink it looks like I have a disorder of some sort (or at least got caught in a sandstorm.

I think dinosaurs are cool and whether I am cognizant of it or not, I tend to make at least one Star Wars reference in the course of the day (and I don’t even think it’s the best trilogy, but it’s just nerdy enough but mainstream enough to use as a touchstone in a conversation). If you’ve read this far you have now realized that I might have eaten alone during lunch period too many times in high school. I assure you it had to do with inconvenient scheduling and not my being anti-social, thought I’m sure that contributed.

You seem pretty cool so I figured I’d drop a line and say hi.

If this message made you giggle even a little, write me back.

take care,

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