This is a Boxing Day treat for you, my dear readers.  This is about the closest I’ve come to writing a one-liner in a letter.  I don’t know why this didn’t get a response.

[checking now to see what I could have mentioned in a conversation with her, OkCupid says “I think you both like cat power, and lost in translation.”  Wow, that sounds like we would be the happiest couple to ever couple if we listened to a computer!]

do you often date blobs?*
Sent to pxl3
17% Enemy 77% Friend 75% Match
Oct. 30, 2008 – 10:10pm

Hi there,
I came across your profile and you seem pretty chill. I loved the photoshop work. It looks like the Grimace of Anti-matter.

Hope you have a good night.

*Grimace of Anti-matter not included