This title might not make sense to you if you aren’t Jewish, but you will all agree it sounds dirty, even without adding the words “…in my pants!”  I think it would be a great title for a Jewish porno flick (and a google search for “Jewish Porn” reveals this Top Ten List does NOT contain “Finding the Afikomen”), so it looks like I have a $1000 idea in the bag.  Check and mate!  Having said that – in retrospect, I didn’t move to Brooklyn just to meet a Jewish girl from Long Island, but I understand that the deity I bow to is Irony (yes, with a capital “I” – long story which I won’t tell here) and that would fit into the grand scheme of the Universe (scheme is the operative word).  But maybe if we got a porno out of it…oh well.  Matzoh luck with that one, Jake.

[OkCupid wants us to make little Jew babies because “I think you both like sketch comedy, sushi, spoon, built to spill, and beck.”  You can’t argue with science!]

finding the afikomen
Sent to littlelu32
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Apr. 21, 2008 – 6:54pm

Hi. I really enjoyed that you listed the above as something you’re good at. Unfortunately, I missed any Seders I may or may not have been invited to this weekend. I can’t believe I almost used an inappropriate apostrophe in the preceding sentence.

I was just passing through and saw that and noticed we seem to have a few things in common, so I figured I’d say hello.