Hello folks! (Does John F. O’Donnell get a royalty if I say that?)
I’m back with my daily dose of ridiculous things I’ve written to women and haven’t heard back from! Somehow I will turn this into something successful, be it a stage show or a toilet paper. Enjoy!
Sent to MissAdv
10% Enemy 88% Friend 88% Match
Mar. 20, 2008 – 6:33pm
I like that in a woman!
I was never any good at speaking or listening to French, but I used to be able to read it really well and write it un peu. But that was many years ago. Now I can understand just the gist of it and can’t really write it at all. And my old joke used to be that I knew enough Spanish to get through in Montreal. Needless to say, people almost always went “But they speak French” and I would have to say “and what does this tell you about how well I speak Spanish, since I don’t speak Spanish?”
I should probably put in my profile that the two phrases I know in Spanish are “Via con Dios” and “Yo soy el Diablo.” In French, I still remember “Quelle a la date ton anniversaire?” and “Moi, j’ai soif, j’ai voudrais une Orangina.” Oh and it says I have to answer more questions before I send this, so I’m gonna go do that.
Have a lovely evening,